response i got when i asked people to read my blog.

Hii guys whats upp.
I'm happy to announce that this is my third posting this month. So I'm one of the very active persons in the blog sphere. This time i am not waring the humorous mood
like i did last time. But again, I have no idea what to write about. But later I guess i have found a topic. Let me write about the reactions of the people i got till today
when i insisted upon them to read my blog.

reaction 1: I HAVE NO PATIENCE TO READ NOW. ILL READ IT SOME OTHER TIME.
my response: yaa, u mean to say you are currently lost literacy and expecting to get it back some time later.

reaction 2: I CANT READ IT NOW, ILL READ IT LATER WHEN I AM FEELING BORED OR SOMETHING.
reaction: hello madam, I am not a member of the Indian entertainment ministry council yet. I wrote it with no intention to entertain you.

reaction 3: TELL ME WHICH IS THE BEST ONE. ILL READ THAT.
my response: No thank you. ill spare that trouble for you.

reaction 4: I AM TOO BUSY THESE DAYS. I FIND NO TIME TO READ IT.
reaction: oh yeah, i am eagerly waiting for miss prime minister to read this. i am praying for it you know. BTW, do u find time to brush your teeth???

reaction 5: FIRST TELL ME WHAT IT IS ABOUT. ILL READ IT LATER.
my response: madam, i dint make a movie to show you its trailer and attract you to watch it(like mahesh bhat). its a blog!!!!


reaction 6: OH MAN, I AM SO BADLY ENOUGH WITH MY TEXT BOOKS. I CANT READ ANYTHING MORE.
reaction: really??? can you please tel me your USN.

reaction 7: (no reaction at all, as if i never spoke about that).
my response: **** ***(my blog is censored you know).

reaction 8: IT WAS BRILLIANT. GREAT JOB MAN. YOU WROTE IT??
my response: no your dad wrote it for me.

The day before Exam

hello world.
how r u?? i have been fine till now. guess what,tomorrow at 9.30 Am I have an exam, on one of the deathliest subjects in engineering. Some scholars have named that horror as ANALOG ELECTRONIC CIRCUITS. Well you may be wondering what the hell am i doing here instead of spending some passive hours on my study table. What can i do guys, couldn't resist to write.
and moreover, the marks you get depends on many more factors than studying.
some of them are listed below...

1. A study in some university(no no not VTU!!), has revealed that the water content in your body tonight has some effect on your thinking abilities for the day next. Since there is a lott to study today, i wont be having time to drink water and all. this may hamper my performance tomorrow. And according to my calculation, if you have a studious neighbour and you don't want him to score well in the exam, just tell him that you saw a lizard in his water tank.

2. Your marks also depends on the person who corrects your answer paper, and also on how much he knows about the subject(if at all he knows anything!!). If you are a student of VTU then you can assume that the person correcting your paper may not be a teacher of that subject. I have heard of CS dpt lecturers correcting Electronics papers and the E and C lecturers hanging with the CS papers....well it does happen, coz VTU believes in innovation. ahem ahem, coming back to the topic, you may ask me how it depends on the person valuating your paper. well it depends on his girl friend or his wife if he has one.
The logic goes something like this, if she is good looking and they aer in good terms with each other, the lecturer will be over confident and will surely ignore your ideas and give marks for what ever he thinks is right. if his girl friend is not such a good looking and they are not in good terms with each other, he'll find your paper a means to remove your frustration.
so it will be ideal to write something like this in the beginning of your paper

" married and committed people are advised to stay away from this paper"
well there are many more factors which ill be affecting your result, ill be writing it in my further posts.

so study well and do well. that's all you can do about it...lolz

if you are not the person who falls under "ill score without studying" list then i have some tips for you on what you can do in the exam hall since you wont be knowing anything.(someone sent me these tips in email!!!).

lets say the exam is for 3hrs. its from 9.30 AM to 12.30 PM
1) from 9-9.30, fill the details like register number, subject code carefully in the answer sheet.
2) 9.30-10, read the question thoroughly and carefully.
3) 10-10.45, see if you can understand any of those questions.
4)10.45-11.15 ask for drinking and make multiple demands. after all you have done so much of work.
5) 11.15-12 Read the question paper again and see if there is anything that you think is wrong. write its question number. you may get grace marks for wrong questions.
6) 12-12.20, go through all the details you have filled.
7) last ten minuets-----relax!!!

10 reasons why you need a girlfriend

Let me make some facts straight, the topic " 10 reasons why you need a girlfriend" doesn't imply that i have one. I am completly single and all girls reading this are welcome to try.

well comming back to the topic, the reasons are

1) TOM has one, Nikhil has one, Jamy has one and how come you dont??? common guys, its the question of your respect in the modern society.
2) You get a discount in almost all standard discos if you go in a pair.
3) Common man, who else will help you drawing the figures in your biology record?????
4) If your age is 24 and you are not involved with any women yet,u are considered a gay.
5) You will have some one to wish you "happy birthday" at twelve o clock in the night. and yeah, if you are in good terms with her, you have chances of winning a birthday kiss....lol
6) If your are going to a movie for some real fun, the movie doesn't necessarily have to be interesting if you are with your girl friend.
7) You will have the latest updates of the gossips going on in the girls row....
8) If its the day of your result, and you have strong instincts that you will flunk....dont worry, you have a company.
9) If you and your girl friend are in the same class, and if she is regular to her classes, you will have less chances of loosing out money on attendence shortage!!!!
10)You will be very punctual in servicing your vehicle....

so guys, what are you waiting for. go and get some one....gooo........

ThE Corporate kisser

hii guys...
see this


pic 1. when Chinese president visited US..




PIC 2. When bush visited china...







hahaha lolz....

fun in bus

hii readers...
This time i wont open this blog with a sorry face, coz this is my second blog this week. Let me repent, i really don't know
what to write about, but i just want to keep blogging. This time i have come out with something that happened today.


-- I had kept my laptop for charging last night, hoping that it gets fully charged and it would be able to live with out the charger
the whole day.(That is actually too much to expect, coz i have never found a laptop which could run for a whole day with out charging. tell me if u find one!!!).
-- i opened my laptop and found that its was not charged, i reached out to the plug and found that it was because i forgot to turn on the switch.

-- i charged it for half an hour and took it out with me to kill the boredom of journey.

-- i climbed into the bus.

-- as soon as i turned it on, the first thing i noticed was not the windows icon but the reflection on ten pairs of eyes
peeping into The LCD display of my laptop.

-- i finally managed to shoo them away, and continue with my browsing job, which i am most fond of when i travel in a bus.

-- I opened the Internet manager and found that the wifi signals were too low to carry out heavy jobs like browsing.
but common, its me "Ravindra"...reasons cant stop me!!!! lol.

-- I connected my mobile phone to my laptop and started off with my work. The conductor eying at my restlessness to get connected must have mistaken me for a
terrorist. lol

-- I opened my orkut home page and saw that i have an unread message( hey i never get messages at orkut!!). When it was on its way to get opened, the connection
broke down. but i saw something that made me do almost anything to get connected back and read the message....i could not see the message but i read the senders
name...it was 'RHEA', which is the name of a creature who closely resembles a human female.

-- The problem with connection was that i dint have network. i Remembered the promise of hutch(now vodafone) whose network dog follows everywhere you go. Soon
i inserted my hutch sim and checked the network...that dog seems to have hit a truck and died.

-- I never got messages in orkut, but this time i got one. that too from a girl. so common guys, i had no other option.

-- My next obvious option was BSNL(i don't have BSNL sim, i don't have all sim cards of all companies. i only have two. hutch and airtel).

-- But the person sitting next to me had BSNL. But i cant abruptly cant turn to him and ask for his sim card.

-- i first said 'hello'. His voice was too low and to top all that, he was chewing 'paan'.

-- He said hello, and said something and i dint understand. After 3 minuets of constant thinking and analysis, i realised that what he said was "how are you".

-- I said I am fine and asked him where he goes.(the bus had only one stop and the answer was obvious. still i found no better question to break the ice)

-- he said he is going to XXXX. and in turn asked me where i am going....lol

-- i told XXXX. and he said "OK".

-- He asked me what i am doing, and i proudly answered "engineering!!!"

-- I guess that was the answer he was wanting, with his fingers crossed. he started telling me his son's story when he, co-incindentially did engineering.

-- the story went for more then an hour and i thought..."man you better write a biography on him. and it will be considered the most horrible torture the mankind would ever read in the history of literature.

-- It was last Ten minuets of journey, and i got to the point. I asked him if he can give his SIM for a while. and he obliged.

-- but to my missfortune, That fellow had not activated GPRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- i had to do that and that took a hell lot of time, and the bus reached XXXX.

-- I had to give back his simcard. all i did with it was to take it, activate GPRS and give it back.

-- I could not stop myself from reading that message from her.

-- i took a cab and asked him to take me to a nearest browsing centre.

-- paying him over a hundred bugs, i reached a computer having access to the cyber world.

-- soon i opened orkut and read the message....

-- to my wonder, it was not a message, but an invitation.....an invitation to "I BRUSH MY TEETH COMMUNITY".



i got pissed off and shut down the computer.

well guys if you want to visit my orkut profile,
http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Profile.aspx?uid=8882112750887762540

The banned drugs....be careful

Hiii guys,

The matter i am trying to convey you is very important. Im sitting here in my class and typing this in a great hurry t convey an important message. I just opened an email today and was shocked to know about some of the facts. India has become worlds one of the biggest dump yard of drugs. All banned drugs are available in India and in no other part of this planet. Have a look...

Analgin.
a pain killer
banned for: B one marrow depression.
brand: Novalgin

Cisapride.
acidity and constipation.
banned for: Irregular heartbeat
brand:ciza, syspride


droperidol.
anti dipressant.
banned for: Irrigulat heart beat.
brand:Droperol

Furazolidone.
antidiarrhoeal.
banned for: CANCER
brand: Furoxone

nimesuldide.
painkiller, fever.
banned for:liver failure
brand: Nise, nimulid.

nitrofurazone
antibacterial cream
banned for:Cancer
brand: Furacin

phenolphthalein
laxative
banned for: Cancer
brand:agarol


phenylpropanolamine
cold and caugh
banned for: Stroke
brand: D'cold, vics action 500.

Piperazine
anti worms.
banned for: Nerve damage
band: Piperazine

Quiniodochlor
anti-diarroheal
banned for: damage of sight
brand: Enteroquinol

THE LIC EXPERIMENT

this is all about,A Large Ion Collider Experiment, which is now the hot sensation over media, which is the worlds greatest experiments ever done, and is to find about the UNIVERSE and its origin

And i dont know why media is taking this as series issue, maybe bcoz they want create unwanted panic situations. Anywayz i am excited to find the results n watch the experiments.Here is something about ALICE, which i collected, via Google.
As far as i know there wont be any probs with ALICE.

ALICE (A Large Ion Collider Experiment) is one of the six detector experiments being constructed at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN. It is optimized to study heavy ion collisions. Pb-Pb nuclei collisions will be studied at a centre of mass energy of 5.5 TeV per nucleon. The resulting temperature and energy density are expected to be large enough to generate a quark-gluon plasma, a state of matter wherein quarks and gluons are deconfined.




ALICE Physics

Quarks are bound together into protons and neutrons by a force known as the strong interaction, mediated by the exchange of force carrier particles called gluons. The strong interaction is also responsible for binding together the protons and neutrons inside the atomic nuclei.

Although much of the physics of strong interaction is, today, well understood, two very basic issues remain unresolved: the origin of confinement and the mechanism of the generation of mass. Both are thought to arise from the way the properties of the vacuum are modified by strong interaction.

Confinement

No quark has ever been observed in isolation: the quarks, as well as the gluons, seem to be bound permanently together and confined inside composite particles, such as protons and neutrons. This is known as confinement. The exact mechanism that causes it remains unknown.

Generation of mass

Protons and neutrons are known to be made of three quarks, but by adding together the masses of the three quarks one gets... only about 1% of the proton or neutron mass. Where does the remaining 99% come from?

Is the mechanism that confines quarks inside protons and neutrons also responsible for the generation of most of the mass of ordinary matter?

this post is copyrighted to cern
and i posted this for information purpose only.

hii guys,



let me give u an instance which may soon happen in your life. put yourself as the hero of this story. and it will be good if you have heroin. you are a student of some stream, in some reputed college. you are quite serious about your studies and you are being hoped of supporting your family as soon as your dad retires. you are not a very rich person, but on the other side, you belong to a middle class family of three or four persons and you are the only bread earner after your dad.

one morning you wake up and follow a usual day. mom serves her love filled breakfast to you, your loving younger school going sister kisses your forehead and sends you to college. you reach the college and come across your lecturers who have a lot of faith in you regardingcthe marks you score to keep the flag of your college waving high.You meet your girl friend who is dreaming of living rest of her life with you. Carrying so much of burden you enter a shopping complex to buy some commodity and a huge explosion hits you taking away hundreds of lives among which yours is one. Imagine the scene when your mom comes to know that her hope is no more. what must be your fathers state when he realises that fate has not spared him to touch his son's ashes. what happens to your sister when she finds one of her loved persons is missing for ever. What happens to your family after your Dad retires from his job. Who will support your family??

One of the most forces threatening the world today is terrorism. It is recruiting the new fresh blood from all parts of the world. the best brains on the planet are being misled. They kill the god in you in the name of religion. Their words mesmerise you to take up this satanic work. If you are one of the persons chosen by such forces, the words i have writte above are for you. go through them once again!!!

hii guys, whats upp

Read any novel offlate?? well, i did but not a new one. its none other than Angles and demons, by Dan brown, the author of
"the Davinci code" which happens to be one of the most contravarsial fiction. well, its a medium sized book, with not such a
attracting cover page and label. but the stuff in that book is just unique, something to know which, i guess there is no other
source. It promises a new suspense hidden in every page of the book.