Wednesday, December 24, 2008

response i got when i asked people to read my blog.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 2
Hii guys whats upp.
I'm happy to announce that this is my third posting this month. So I'm one of the very active persons in the blog sphere. This time i am not waring the humorous mood
like i did last time. But again, I have no idea what to write about. But later I guess i have found a topic. Let me write about the reactions of the people i got till today
when i insisted upon them to read my blog.

reaction 1: I HAVE NO PATIENCE TO READ NOW. ILL READ IT SOME OTHER TIME.
my response: yaa, u mean to say you are currently lost literacy and expecting to get it back some time later.

reaction 2: I CANT READ IT NOW, ILL READ IT LATER WHEN I AM FEELING BORED OR SOMETHING.
reaction: hello madam, I am not a member of the Indian entertainment ministry council yet. I wrote it with no intention to entertain you.

reaction 3: TELL ME WHICH IS THE BEST ONE. ILL READ THAT.
my response: No thank you. ill spare that trouble for you.

reaction 4: I AM TOO BUSY THESE DAYS. I FIND NO TIME TO READ IT.
reaction: oh yeah, i am eagerly waiting for miss prime minister to read this. i am praying for it you know. BTW, do u find time to brush your teeth???

reaction 5: FIRST TELL ME WHAT IT IS ABOUT. ILL READ IT LATER.
my response: madam, i dint make a movie to show you its trailer and attract you to watch it(like mahesh bhat). its a blog!!!!


reaction 6: OH MAN, I AM SO BADLY ENOUGH WITH MY TEXT BOOKS. I CANT READ ANYTHING MORE.
reaction: really??? can you please tel me your USN.

reaction 7: (no reaction at all, as if i never spoke about that).
my response: **** ***(my blog is censored you know).

reaction 8: IT WAS BRILLIANT. GREAT JOB MAN. YOU WROTE IT??
my response: no your dad wrote it for me.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

The day before Exam

Sunday, December 21, 2008 0
hello world.
how r u?? i have been fine till now. guess what,tomorrow at 9.30 Am I have an exam, on one of the deathliest subjects in engineering. Some scholars have named that horror as ANALOG ELECTRONIC CIRCUITS. Well you may be wondering what the hell am i doing here instead of spending some passive hours on my study table. What can i do guys, couldn't resist to write.
and moreover, the marks you get depends on many more factors than studying.
some of them are listed below...

1. A study in some university(no no not VTU!!), has revealed that the water content in your body tonight has some effect on your thinking abilities for the day next. Since there is a lott to study today, i wont be having time to drink water and all. this may hamper my performance tomorrow. And according to my calculation, if you have a studious neighbour and you don't want him to score well in the exam, just tell him that you saw a lizard in his water tank.

2. Your marks also depends on the person who corrects your answer paper, and also on how much he knows about the subject(if at all he knows anything!!). If you are a student of VTU then you can assume that the person correcting your paper may not be a teacher of that subject. I have heard of CS dpt lecturers correcting Electronics papers and the E and C lecturers hanging with the CS papers....well it does happen, coz VTU believes in innovation. ahem ahem, coming back to the topic, you may ask me how it depends on the person valuating your paper. well it depends on his girl friend or his wife if he has one.
The logic goes something like this, if she is good looking and they aer in good terms with each other, the lecturer will be over confident and will surely ignore your ideas and give marks for what ever he thinks is right. if his girl friend is not such a good looking and they are not in good terms with each other, he'll find your paper a means to remove your frustration.
so it will be ideal to write something like this in the beginning of your paper

" married and committed people are advised to stay away from this paper"
well there are many more factors which ill be affecting your result, ill be writing it in my further posts.

so study well and do well. that's all you can do about it...lolz

if you are not the person who falls under "ill score without studying" list then i have some tips for you on what you can do in the exam hall since you wont be knowing anything.(someone sent me these tips in email!!!).

lets say the exam is for 3hrs. its from 9.30 AM to 12.30 PM
1) from 9-9.30, fill the details like register number, subject code carefully in the answer sheet.
2) 9.30-10, read the question thoroughly and carefully.
3) 10-10.45, see if you can understand any of those questions.
4)10.45-11.15 ask for drinking and make multiple demands. after all you have done so much of work.
5) 11.15-12 Read the question paper again and see if there is anything that you think is wrong. write its question number. you may get grace marks for wrong questions.
6) 12-12.20, go through all the details you have filled.
7) last ten minuets-----relax!!!


im seeing you ;)

IP